HELLOOOOOOOOOOO this is uhhhhhh the One between the Light and Dark one so i'm... the One. please be warned that my jokes are too cold to laugh at and even if you laugh please cover your mouth because the air that you breathe out will turn into ice HAHA which brings me to the next point about me being stupidly lame, lamingly stupid, and Miss States-The-Obvious.

gorgeous ain't it! ahhh many thanks for the strategic location of our ct bench! we were fated to experience the beauty of hwachong sunsets *blows into handkerchief*

only after a few minutes it became much darker but it still looks damn cool.. don't you feel like you're in sentosa :)

one of the few willing to take a proper photo for the Kiasukiaseenosyboliao Press.
he even adjusts his specs to pose for us sia... this is what i call the true HWACHONG! SPIRIT!!

the passion burns on

oh look into his eyes
do you see hope and love and joy for the world
"heal the world... make it a better place"
but he claims he ain't mikey jackson
he's no other than CHENG LONG
WANG LONG'S SIDEKICK and WALKING STICK
(please refer to randy's blindman pic. Figure 1.1)

oh lookie, the random flying plastic bag overqiaoyue's head hahaha
mingming: "gerrofff me qiaoyue!!!"

her hands are bigger than her face o.O

yes this is the handsign you do to counter-attack paparazzi and it does work
because if you don't do it, this is what you'll get:

gasp omg weeshang sent me this photo to get back at weilin who previously captured photos of weeshang's lovely sleeping beauty habits. hence he is certified best friend of Weilin. so cute right, doesn't Weilin look like Daffy Duck here? oh wait... The Dark One = Daffy Duck!!! nvm we can always have two ducks. oh.. there's still donald and daisy. you two choose lah. not forgetting Zona Teh Chiken but you're lucky i don't have any photos of you on my phone... yet. muahahahahahahahCHICKENCHICKENPWACK

anyways random photospam!

my niece's 1 yr old birthday cake!
hahaha don't be fooled - the teddy bear is cake too, 100% cream yo
cool much :)

pretty cakes, took this when i was in genting earlier during CNY period :D

and of course The Dark One will be uber happy when she sees all these photos of her beloved: